What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 01:08

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What do you think about a sister's love?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
So they tried
‘The Life of Chuck’: Never Mind the Apocalypse, Watch Tom Hiddleston Dance! - Rolling Stone
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
WCWS Game 2: Texas Tech evens series with 4-3 win, setting up decisive Game 3 - Yahoo Sports
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
What are some great short jokes?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
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